This unisex heavy blend hoodie is a must-have for veterans and story enthusiasts who know how every great tale begins: "No sh*t, there I was." Whether you're kicking back with friends or keeping cozy on a cool day, this hoodie brings humor and comfort together in a stylish package. Made from a thick cotton-polyester blend, it's soft, plush, and designed to keep you warm during those epic story sessions. The kangaroo pocket offers functionality, while the color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood provide both style and durability.
Key Features
Comfy & Cozy Fabric: Crafted from a medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd²), ensuring warmth and comfort.
Classic Fit: Relaxed yet stylish, perfect for lounging or storytelling.
Kangaroo Pocket: Ideal for keeping your hands warm or stashing your essentials.
Durable Design: The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add both flair and long-lasting wear.
Ethically Made: Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, featuring OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes.
Why You Should Buy This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing—it's a conversation starter! Whether you're a veteran or someone who enjoys the humorous way stories are told, this hoodie lets you wear your wit. Beyond that, it delivers on comfort and sustainability, making it a perfect blend of fashion, function, and fun. Great for casual outings, weekend get-togethers, or cozying up at home.
